Dad Jokes!

What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?

I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"

Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.